The Bliss Blanket™
The Bliss Blanket™
Stop Worrying About The Mess. Bliss Blankets gives you total protection and peace of mind. Keeping your bed completely dry and spotless. Experience intimacy without holding back. No Stress. No Cleanup. Just Bliss.
100% Waterproof Backing
Durable & Long-Lasting
Machine washable
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Before Bliss vs. After Bliss
The difference is clear. No more embarrassing wet spots, no more midnight sheet changes, no more holding back. Just pure protection and total peace of mind.
FAQ
How absorbent is the Bliss Blanket?
How absorbent is the Bliss Blanket?
Our triple-layer technology can absorb and lock away up to 2 liters of liquid. The ultra-absorbent core traps moisture instantly while the waterproof backing ensures nothing seeps through to your sheets or mattress. You can focus on the moment—we've got the rest covered.
Will it make noise or crinkle?
Will it make noise or crinkle?
Nope. Unlike some waterproof products with noisy plastic layers, Bliss Blankets stays completely silent. The waterproof backing is designed to be discreet and comfortable—no crinkling, crackling, or distracting sounds.
How do I wash it?
How do I wash it?
Super easy! Machine wash on cold with mild detergent, then tumble dry on low heat. No bleach or fabric softener needed. The blanket maintains its softness and absorbency wash after wash—we've tested it through hundreds of cycles.
Does it feel like a towel?
Does it feel like a towel?
Not at all! The top layer is made from premium microfiber that's incredibly soft and comfortable against bare skin. It feels more like luxury bedding than a protective barrier. Many customers say they forget it's even there.
How is it shipped?
How is it shipped?
We ship in 100% plain, unmarked packaging with no logos or product descriptions visible. Your privacy is our priority. Orders typically ship within 24 hours and arrive in 3-5 business days.
What if it doesn't work for me?
What if it doesn't work for me?
We offer a 30-day money-back guarantee. If you're not completely satisfied, return it for a full refund—no questions asked. Just contact our support team and we'll take care of you.
Can I use it for other purposes?
Can I use it for other purposes?
Absolutely! While designed for intimate moments, customers use Bliss Blankets for postpartum recovery, protecting furniture during massages, travel, and even as pet protection. The versatility is a bonus.
How long will it last?
How long will it last?
With proper care, your Bliss Blanket will last for years. The durable construction and fade-resistant fabric mean it stays soft, absorbent, and beautiful through hundreds of uses and washes.
Is it better than just using towels?
Is it better than just using towels?
Yes! Towels bunch up, shift around, and don't provide waterproof protection. They're also scratchy and not designed for intimate comfort. Bliss Blankets stays in place, absorbs more, feels better, and actually protects your mattress—towels can't compete.
Do you offer different colors?
Do you offer different colors?
Currently, Bliss Blankets comes in our signature dusty rose pink—a color chosen for its warm, sensual, and gender-neutral appeal. We're exploring additional colors based on customer feedback!
What's your return policy?
What's your return policy?
30 days, hassle-free. If you're not thrilled with your Bliss Blanket, return it for a full refund. We stand behind our product 100%.